In spirit with the season, I have decided to give a hand to Santa Claus, and help him out with some last-minute presents. Again, I do this in spirit with the season - I get NO profit out of this, whatsoever.
In this short array of gifts, some are bizarre, some are cool, others are completely useless, unless you are drunk – but they are always funny and original:
It may well save lives, one day!
Colorfast, tumble-dry, but do not use in Japan.
Finaly you won't have to use your partner's soap for your backside's hygiene. Special Offer too!
That cozy shoulder, when you need it.