Saturday, December 30, 2006
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
In spirit with the season, I have decided to give a hand to Santa Claus, and help him out with some last-minute presents. Again, I do this in spirit with the season - I get NO profit out of this, whatsoever.
In this short array of gifts, some are bizarre, some are cool, others are completely useless, unless you are drunk – but they are always funny and original:
It may well save lives, one day!
Colorfast, tumble-dry, but do not use in Japan.
Finaly you won't have to use your partner's soap for your backside's hygiene. Special Offer too!
That cozy shoulder, when you need it.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
In fact, unless he has been ordain by the Catholic Church, he is no “Father” at all.
All this evidence seems to give credit to claims that the beard old man in red is nothing but an indecent pedophile who sits little children on his lap, and never brings the presents we REALLY want…
Well, I happen to be in position to demystify that fallacy, too.
The man known as “Father Christmas” is actually a retired Coca-Cola ex-employee and a pensioner, living in Lapland (...), with a bunch of gay elves and gay reindeer – in a complete gay debauchery – there! the cat, or should I say toy, is out of the bag now: Santa is coming out of the Claus-et! He is G-A-Y!!! (Not that there's something wrong with that...)
Anyway, he wasn’t fooling anybody with that red suit, climbing down people’s chimneys in the late hours of the night…
Ps – That will teach you not to frustrate people’s dreams, you Ho, ho, homo - You never brought that doll I so much asked you for…
Signed: The Grinch
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Friday, December 01, 2006
Didn't I see you in Interview With A Vampire?
Although somewhat discrete in English history, her role is greater than what is credited to her - probably because she was QUITE catholic, at a time when that was not so fashionable, to put it mildly.
According to some, she has reportedly introduced the habit of a "cuppa" of tea, since she had been brought up drinking the infusion brought from either
She also "brought" to
It is also alleged that the
A statue in her honour was to be erected in Queens, but due to a bad case of fundamentalism and Political-Correctness-gone-mad, the statue now stands in Lisbon, her birthplace..
I have other scopes you wouldn’t believe about today's world, but there is nothing like the past - comfortably stored in the auburn pages of time...
So remember Catherine, next time you have a cuppa.