Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The Ultimate Insult

Conan O’Brien, you tall, ginger, repressed, TV-comedy-chat show host!

I can’t believe you haven’t viciously insulted my country in front of a live audience and the all world, in “Conan O’Brien Hates My Homeland”!

Unless you intentionally spared mighty PISS of Bloguistan, you have affronted this noble and unique nation, by not utterly trashing it, as you have done to other noteworthy countries like the Marshall Islands or Togo.

I frankly do not know what is worst. To be forgotten and left out, it is a grave insult, because you are implying that this country is so unknown and meaningless, it is not worth offending… then again, your writers might just be so Geopolitically challenged that they have never heard of tiny but influential Bloguistan… we discovered you, maybe it’s about time you discover us… Conan's still welcome, anyway, anytime.

Ps - For further reading, see bellow post "Dude that's our country"

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