ARE YOU NUTS? YOU'RE HIRED.

No use applying for the job, you nutters, the ad is from last century... 1999 - nothing like old fashioned crazy...

I definitely fit the profile. I wonder if they pay in bananas...

OSCAR RASCALS

Bloguistan's opinion matters as much to Hollywood as Hollywood's award-decisions to Bloguistan, therefore, without further adoo, here is Bloguistan's official-and-not-getting-paid-to-say-this list of the best films (ripped) in 2008, IMO:

1 Changeling (also Best Actress -Angelina Jolie - best director obviously Clint Eastwood)
2 Burn After Reading (best original screenplay)
3 Blindness

Animation
...really thorn between E-Wall and Kung Fu Panda... so they both win, like in the Olympics.

Other films may win the night of the Oscars but the number of ilegal downloads it's what really counts. Millions of people all over the planet can't be wrong.

There. Whatever you say its wrong and you have terrible breath. And stinky feet. Haha.

Setubal

UPDATE 13.03.'09

J. Mourinho accused of punching a Man. U. supporter after the C.L. tie at Old Trafford this week.

Well, it's not nice but I wouldn't blame him for teaching someone some manners.

Doesn't seem that man was waiting for Mourinho to ask for an autograph, instead seems like he was asking for trouble; and if anything did happen, he's totally responsible for it, as it was public that Mour would be having wine with Alex Fergunson, so...

After the way José Mourinho defended his dog, (same doggedly way he defends his teams), people should know better...

One thing is clear - Mourinho is special. The media frenzy around him proves it. His frustrated, jealous detractors, jumping at every (rare) defeat, like it's a biblical disaster, proves it. The unheard uproar after he left Chelsea and the title-draught and manager serial-sacking that followed his departure from FC Porto and Chelsea proves it. The number of titles already under his belt proves it. Not having lost a single match in domestic competitions for over two tears on home-turf proves it.

Italians are showing to be such a bunch of whining little girls because all their teams have been sent home by English teams. You can make MOURINHO (copy-paste, am tired of seeing his name misspelled) the scapegoat and bad-mouth him all you want, but he's bound to win the Serie A, in his first year again. He's working miracles with that average team out of the once-mighty Italian league, so shuttupa your face.

Like it or not, J. Mourinho is SPECIAL. And he's just starting.

Mour of the Same

In spite of the Credit Crunch, some people are faring rather well. Namely those that were wise enough to put money on Scolari not winning anything at Chelsea and being fired before the end of the season - I salute those who won the bet. I outta have placed a bet myself - it was money in the bank. Literally.

But Scolari himself is laughing all the way to the bank. And if he's smart, to a golden retirement. No one needs another proof that Scolari is largely overrated.

I have a new bet, though - I BET they miss the Special One, Mourinho, at Stanford Bridge...

RON - NIKE LOV7 / HA7E

"Your love makes me stronger. Your hate makes me unstopable."

Also, "Your money makes me richer and your gals make me horny".

Ron Survives Ferrari Crash

The year here at Bloguitan is beginning as it ended - with Ronaldo.
This time the Portuguese Stallion is in the news for smashing his Italian Stallion Ferrari.
The lad escaped without a scratch but the car, which he apparently had recently imported from Portugal, is scrap.

That won't dent Ron's budget but will hardly better his latest record of performances...

On the other hand, this is great for Ferrari - not that they ever needed endorsement - but we're talking of the best free publicity Ferrari could ask for on the safety of their cars!

We should all be so lucky as to drive a Ferrari!

Anyway, after racing a Bugati sometime ago, Ronaldo does another stunt, this time for Ferrari. At least Ron is still doing well in his advertising careear... who knows, perhaps this will mark the turning point in his season. Focus, dude!

Ride Bull Gives You Wings

Say "Olé" to 2009 (will be the year of the Ox, according to the Chinese horoscope) and "good-fly" to 2008!

Have an oxellent 2009!

SHOE-TING THE PRESIDENT

Recently this year, we had Golden Boy Cristiano Ronaldo winning a golden boot - that was certainly noteworthy and something few people expected; but now we have something that tops that by a shoe heal. Actually two.

This is something that kicks the socks out of Ron's story, because this is about the pair of shoes size 42 that were swang at George W. Bush's head in Iraq and went around the world!

The Iraqui jornalist deserves kudos for the brave move and the excellent pitch that nearly got the retiring President right between the eyes - that was a heck of a shot and any baseball fan will admit that, but W. still got some cool moves of his own and ducked the passing shoe-t... great stuff and highly entertaining. We really have to offer kudos to W. for taking the incident with humor. Shoes were not his size, lol!

There was no real danger for W., since the shoes were not loaded, but the U.S. president could have had a taste of the deadly mass destruction gas his administration were looking for after 9/11, had the jornalist managed to toss at him his stinky socks...

Golden Boy's 2008 Other Awards

I bring you now, first-hand, other awards that C. Ronaldo has won this year, in addition to the Ballon d'Or:

- Le Tete de Ballon (The baloon head)
- Metrosexual of the Year
- The Award for the 1st, 2nd and 3rd least humble footballer
- The Toddler's Vocabulary Award (much disputed and coveted in the football world)
- The IDIOTTO (I've done inough olready; taking time off)*


* hopefully, to improve his spelling and diction.

Feel free to add others. After all, if he wouldn't be special, the world wouldn't waste so much time paying attention to Ron...

Snap Out of It Ron

This is not about Ron winning yet another award, albeit this one is the European Footballer of the Year; this is about a puny kid who grew up playing football on the streets tourists don’t visit, in Funchal, Island of Madeira.

From a young age, he looked promising, so he was brought to Lisbon aged 11 to be schooled with other kids like him and to develop his football skills. He achieved the second goal with distinction. The first goal, not so much. But who needs that when you have the respect and admiration of everybody around you for what you can do with your feet…
Doors were opening wide for the lad and he was barely 18. His dad, however, would not live to see “the boy wonder” turn into a global phenomenon, and too often, a prima-dona…

His father-figure has since become Alex Fergunson, his manager at ManU. But it is a tough job to baby-sit a young lad (23 y.o) that had a meteoric rise to fame and stardom. Especially if his humble beginnings were in a country that has once gain a position of prominence by craft and hard-work but then tossed it away due to self-indulgence.
C. Ronaldo is a tragic reflection of Portugal.

Portugal is a little Napolean - small, provincial, full of complexes; but sees itself as a giant and tries to measure up with the large countries of Europe. This often leads to frustration, followed shortly by poor self-esteem.
However, once and again, someone breaks away from this pattern and actually becomes one of the best in its trade. Voilá, presto, an instant big-headed Portuguese is made for the world to gasp upon, to love or to hate, whatever you fancy.

There are exceptions, of course. Say Figo, for instance. So there is no excuse for Ron to be an arrogant di**. Or dumb. But he can't be bothered and isn't the least worried, just as long he has people backing him and excusing his tantrums.

Quite frankly,C. Ronaldo and Mourinho, they both seem immune to negative feedback. They just believe in themselves too much to care what half of the world thinks (tinks, as they say) about them.
It is also true that some people are just plain jealous, but more and more people who closed an eye to Ron’s controversial behaviour in face of his football merits, are beginning to get fed up with his attitude as he’s not performing anymore and is letting us all down. However, I believe Ron will bounce back as he’s overdue to mature any day now..

Please forgive some duplication, as I already posted about this subject before.

Ps – Players of all nationalities dive, feign injuries, and use a all range of unsportsmanlike tactics to get leverage - let’s not get cocky and xenophobe about it, as I am tired of seeing that sort of fabrications being attributed merely to Southern-Europeans.
The difference is others may get away with it, because they are not Ron.

He still needs to man-up when things are not coming out right.
If he’s the best, then he has to step up and act like he’s the best.
So far, he’s not even on the same level as Figo used to be.